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Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box. Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube.

  • Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
  • Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
  • Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound
  • Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell
$3.75

Original: $12.50

-70%
Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package

$12.50

$3.75

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First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box. Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube.

  • Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
  • Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
  • Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 in. tall and under one pound
  • Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell
Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package | Nalpac